Ohio Traveler’s Guide to free fun for the whole family

Jump-start your brain and think of some alternative fun and recreational ideas to entertain your family and friends – for free. If you take action, there is sure to be a reaction. And this is the stuff that memories are made to last a lifetime. The section ahead lists ideas to get the creative juices flowing. Although some may seem like common sense, they are not common practice. Just scroll down and browse for something that you can do today.

  • Animal shelter: Kind of a sad visit if you don’t plan to adopt an animal but you may consider volunteering to walk a dog. Sometimes, the facility will allow you to tour its clinic and explain the shots and other treatments. It’s good for kids to learn about pet care.
  • Antique store: Treat it like it’s a historical museum and just browse the unique items that were once commonplace in homes generations ago. If you have a question about the origins of something, ask. Other considerations along the same line are auctions, flea-markets and garage sales to some extent.
  • Bank: Call up your local bank and ask for a tour. Winter Advisory: If you wear a ski-mask, take it off before entering the bank. Kids love the big vaults.
  • Beach: Whether you live near the Lake Erie shore or an inner Ohio lake, you need to spend at least one day at the beech. With kids or without, build a sand castle or just go swimming. For those who’ve never been to the ocean or a Great Lake, head up to the Erie shore and take a stroll along the a beach.
  • Community events: Many communities have a gazebo, town square or some other place that offers summertime concerts, plays or magic shows for free. Go.
  • Courtroom: Not the place to practice heckling but you may want to have a little fun testing your artistic talent by drawing a picture of the judge, prosecutor or defendant. Hey, if television shows like Judge Judy or People’s Court attract such an audience, why not see the action live.
  • Driving tours: Have you ever taken a “Sunday afternoon drive?” Relax and explore the road less taken. Head down an old country road or state route until you hit half a tank of gas, stop, have a picnic and then go home. You may want to randomly pick a place on the Ohio map and just go for the sake of going. Another idea is to visit a small town downtown that looks like something out of a Norman Rockwell painting. For starters, go to little Ohio towns like Greenville, Delaware, Lebanon, Bryan or Chagrin Falls.
  • Fire stations and police stations: Just call the nearest one and ask for a visit. I’d be surprised if they didn’t roll out the red carpet for the kids and give them a tour they won’t forget. Make sure to bring a camera as many excellent photo-ops await.
  • Fireworks: Ooooowww-Ahhhhhhhhh. Need I say more. Well, yes. You know the kid in you died when you stop going to the fireworks show on the Fourth-of-July.
  • Fishing: Yah, I know, you have to buy a fishing license therefore it is not free. Technically, yes. But try this. Tie a string to a stick, grab a bucket, some munchies and other things you’d take on a fishing trip and cast away off your porch or deck with the kids and use your imagination.
  • Hiking, biking and walking: Find a trail, a park or somewhere scenic and rejuvenate yourself. If you’ve never walked in the summer rain – what are you waiting for? (Rain-advisory – be sure it isn’t an electrical storm!)
  • Hospital: Again, just call and ask for a tour. Think of the eye-opening fun the kids could have or even the learning experience you might have.
  • Ice skating: You may look like Bambi learning to walk if you haven’t gone for a while but oh what fun you’ll have. Whether it’s with a significant other or the kids, plan to do it at least once this winter.
  • Library or bookstore: Find out what events take place and when. Many are free such as story-time at the library where a storyteller entertains the children with excellent tales. Also, rediscover everything else that’s free there like videos, DVDs, CDs, CD-ROMs, magazines, newspapers and hmmm, what am I forgetting? Oh yah – books!
  • Model homes: Create your own home and garden show. Just go to dream or get ideas for your own home improvement or landscaping project. Bring a camera.
  • Newspaper: If your local paper is nice enough to give you a tour of their operation I dare you to yell – “stop the press!”
  • Parades: Every town has them. Isn’t it time you go to one? Ohio’s major cities have elaborate parades on holidays like Thanksgiving, St. Patrick’s Day and others.
  • Picnic-in-the-Park: This is not done enough by most people anymore. To enhance the experience, make your own kite ala The Little Rascals and see if you can get it to fly. Another idea for a trip to the park is to bring some bread to feed the ducks. And if you and your spouse need to rekindle the flame – try going barefoot-in-the-park.
  • Post-office: This could be an interesting learning experience for kids. Call your local post-office and ask for a look see.
  • Radio or television station: Just another tour option that most stations are happy to provide the listening or viewing public. In our modern-day society, this could prove to be a fascinating event for the grown-ups too.
  • Restaurant: Find a unique restaurant or see a series of different ethnic places to see how interesting cuisines are prepared and what goes on behind the scenes. Most places love to show-off their businesses.
  • Sledding: Always a fun thing to do to get out of the house in the winter at any age.
  • Sunrise Sunset: Seeing it is something everyone should do at least once a year. Come on, we can all fit that into our busy schedules.
  • Vineyards: Most will treat you to a free tour of the winery and explain the behind-the-scenes operation. If you’re lucky – and of age – you may even be treated to a little taste-test of their product.
  • Water Plant/power plant: Yet another tour awaiting your phone call.

Comedian Jim Norton’s review of Eat, Pray, Love

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BACK TO THE FUTURE Nes Review by the Angry Nintendo Nerd – Cinemassacre.com

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Best Buy – West LA

Best Buy

Do these people know what a ringing…‎‎ After calling twice, only because they were the closes Best Buy to me, I proceeded to call another Best Buy to get what I needed, but was referred back to this one, since they were the only one that had the product I was looking for in stock. After 3 calls, at least ten minutes each, no one has picked up the phone. Beyond frustrating. This is where United flight 93 should have been headed…

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing Reviews

THIS GAME SUCKS!!!!!!!!! If you hate someone then give them this game because it is completely a waste of time and money.
This game is the king of crap. I mean the opponent hardly moves at all but only sometimes. you can go through anything in this game and I mean and ANYTHING. I went through the opponent, all the buildings you can see and I even wnet through the frigging bridge! You go straight through the bridge right under and rise through the bridge going up at the end of it. you can explore places that the developer even made and when you do the van goes completly bonkers! it turns around all of the way that you can think of! Put it this way, LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN UPSIDE DOWN ALL THE WAY AROUND. And you can see that the brake lights are on top of the truck when that happens! the most common spin is what I call the extreme reverse. What happens is your truck or van stop and reverses 10000000000000000 miles per hour! You can’t control the damn thing!! So my message to you is don’t by this game. IT EVEN PUT A FLIPPING VIRUS IN MY COMPUTER!

This game took my breath away
This game is a masterpiece. breathtakingly horrible graphics, alot of glitches, ugly looking trucks, has extremely few stages, and you can even run through other trucks and even go through obstacles like buildings. The best think about this game? you can fall through a bridge !!!!!! isnt that revolutionary????
Of course it is! You may not know this but this is better that call of duty, halo, final fantasy, or even gears of war!!!! Im serious! ive never played a game this good in ages!! This is one of those games that is a must play, and if you dont play it, you will regret it, im serious. i cant even believe this game got a 1.0 out of 10. this game deserves a 10/10. WHen i play this game the first time, i was like… oh my good. OH MY GOD. THIS GAME IS FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!! THis game actually changed my life

The perfect gag gift…
Theres only four trucks to choose from and and like 5 tracks. Lastly, the game crashes halfway into the map The good thing about this game, which is pretty funny. Is that your truck can exceed speeds faster than the speed of light and sound combined. Also, it gives u complete freedom to go wherever you want, even out of the map. If you want to give this to a friend as a gag gift, go ahead. I did it to my best friend and he threw it out the window.

Gamespot’s Alex Navarro reviews Big Rigs.

Greenview Inn Hotel, Riverhead, New York

“Rat Hole”

We had a reservation at the Budget Host, they could not honor our reservation due to overbooking and they moved us to the Greenview Inn.
The place is filthy, run down, dump! Carpets were filthy, windows, doors, walls did nothing to block the noise.
Rooms are noisy, near a road that has traffic all night, cars leaving at all hours I assume from one nights stands, owner has two dogs on first floor that bark at 6:00am.
It appears to be a monthly rental type of hotel with low income families staying there.
Light switch didn’t work when you enter the room, 2 of 3 light bulbs in bathroom light were installed with an open live socket.
The only thing this place is missing is a gallon of gasoline and a match.

“Worst Ever”

Worst ever… smelly, dirty, dangerous.
This place is like a movie set for a horror movie.
You probably wouldn’t even get out of your car if you drove into the parking lot.
I would sleep in my car first.
I looked at the room and went to front desk and cancelled stay not knowing if I could get a refund.
This town has very few places to stay. I did find a nice motel in Jamesport, a few minutes east on 25 ….
I can’t believe Hotwire and Priceline has this dump listed on their site.
I only wish I had taken some pictures to post here. Unreal.

“This place should be shut down”

It was awful. We would have been better off staying right down the road in the local prison. Everything these negative reviews say is true. The stairs to the second floor were rotted and collapsing. There was a big pile of junk next to the empty disgusting rotting pool. The room was smelly and filthy. The bed was decent, but who knows when the sheets were changed last. The toilet didn’t flush very well and the only plunger was at the front desk and they made me come down to get it myself. The TV was old and the remote was held together by electrical tape. The air conditioner had been set to ‘warm’ and the temperature knob had been removed so we had to open up the air conditioner and use our own pliers to actually adjust it. Couldn’t have been worse.

“Death Row”
I had a two night stay at the Greenview Inn what a dirty motel. I tried to get out of it, but they told me no refunds. I am on a budget, but wanted to attend my 40th HS reunion and found this place on Hotel.com. The room sure did not look like the site.

I went to turn on the TV and the dust on the TV stand was so thick then looking around the room the floor boards had never been cleaned. Chaulk from the bathtub was all over it just was a very bad experience. Many burnt cigarette holes in the carpet. No outside calls could be made on the phone. I went to the desk to check out and that was when I learned no refunds. The guy at the desk was going to change my room and I thought why would another be different. After a very long conversation with the desk guy he said he would refund my 2nd night.

I packed everything up and left them in the trunk of my car. I left the next morning. He did give me a 10% discount, wow $3.00 off.

I think someone should just make a reservation and go check this out before you continue their service.

Oh, I did notice a pool out back when I first got there and said oh you have a pool! He said it is not in use because the Board of Health closed it down. I couldn’t believe he even told me that.

I do not know now if I can trust Hotel.com anymore.